I was at the grocery store recently buying essentials and, at the checkout, I impulsively bought a Canadian fashion magazine for my wife.

I thought it was Flare, which a friend of ours publishes, but it turned out to

be Elle Canada. It caught my attention because of an article about Carrie-Anne Moss. (Don’t panic; this piece will get to IT in a minute). Ms. Moss is in The

Matrix movies and my wife and I both like her. Really.

Anyway, in Elle Canada I stumbled upon an advice column written by none other than Pam Anderson. Yes, that Pam Anderson. I ask you, who in his or her right mind would ask for advice from someone who was once married to a drummer from a band (M