With sincere apologies to Bob Geldof, Boy George, Paul McCartney, Bananarama, Bono and the other Band-Aid artists who helped raised money for relief to Ethiopia before Christmas 1984
More cell provider choice
And in your world of plenty
Throw your arms ‘round your cell phone
But say a prayer
As the incumbent carrier hollers
There’s a world inside your cell plan
A world of hidden charges and fees
Where the only data flowing makes you look at your bill and say oh jeez
And the mobile phone that rings there
Are the clanging chimes of debt
Well tonight thank Globalive
And there won’t be locked in contracts for new subscribers
The greatest gift they’ll get is not locked in
Where data’s never capped
No hidden fees or crap
Here’s to you raise a glass for Globalive
Here’s to them profits just might take a dive
Don’t they know competition’s been revived