Man says, “This cellphone saved my life”

A guy in Louisiana was saved from a gunshot wound by a cellphone in his pocket that stopped the bullet.

The knucklehead, however, attributes the save to God, who, he said, must’ve meant for him to put it in his chest pocket instead of its usual pants pocket location.

No, buddy, it’s just a case of a right-time-right-place scenario, and a hearty handset (the manufacturer wasn’t mentioned).

As we all know, only an iPhone can save your life.