Well, it’s finally happened: porn and videogames have been brought together. If Tracy Jordan’s porno-videogame B-story on 30 Rock is to be believed, this is no small feat.
D-Dub Software has proudly announced BoneTown, “a controversial new videogame that will combine adult themes and humour with action and adventure.”
It gets better.
“The first game of its kind, it will allow a player to do everything from living out fantasies to fighting enemies using his own flatulence while working to save BoneTown from The Man,” proclaims the press release, which was issued by company co-founder Hod (his similarly simply-named co-founder is listed only as JB).
“Sexual activity and illicit substances” are also a part of BoneTown, along with “crude subject-matter.”
This game will serve the older gamer who is tired of all the violence and “being wizards.”
As for blow-back from the naughty nature of the game, Hod and JB are can handle it: “Though some may be offended by the game’s intense political and social sature and its extreme subject matter, D-Dub is ready for the criticism.”
Well, that’s good. We’ll wait for Tracey’s masterpiece, “Dong Slayer,” thanks.
