With most schools having already completed their commencement ceremonies, Shark Tales has realized the only way to catch up to these smarty-pants new kids is to take advantage of e-mail offers such as the following, which arrived in a colleauge’s inbox this morning:

“Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice that’s right, you can even become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!”

Apparently those benefits do not include a good sense of spelling and grammar. As Sharky’s colleague commented, “Wow … nominated for an MBA … and I would have settled for a Bacheelor, since I don’t have time to do a dissertation for my Doctoraate.” Really, with all this crap coming into our Outlook accounts, who does?