Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney told a news conference at the TorontoInternational Film Festival that he's not enamoured of socialnetworking.

More precisely, he said: “I'd rather have a rectalexamination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebookpage.”

Cue proctologist. Clooney already has a Facebook page.You can view the gushing and fawning here.